They Want a Revival of an Ancient Deity?

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2008-06-15T17:53:22Z



		I will marry Schuldig.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Cuba in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 3 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a red Ferris Wheel.
		I will spend my days as a assassin for-hire, and live happily ever after.

A Ferris wheel sounds rather amusing.

Ten Facts about Brad

2008-06-09T02:20:55Z

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brad!

More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Brad!
Europe is the only continent that lacks Brad.
Brad can not regurgitate!
Brad is worth his weight in gold - literally.
It took Brad 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
In Chinese, the sound 'Brad' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
Brad cannot jump!
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Brad!
You share your birthday with Brad.
Brad has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!

[Automated Message: Please input your comments for each fact.]

1. No.
2. No.
3. Yes, I can. Although I hardly see any reason for me to do so.
4. No.
5. No.
6. No.
7. You'd be surprised.
8. I am curious. What am I doing in a mutated snake's pit, anyway?
9. No.
10. No.

Info/Permission

2008-04-23T18:54:08Z

Name: Brad Crawford
Age: Twenty-seven
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark brown, almost black
Height: Approximately 6’1”
Weight: The weight of an average 6-foot tall man
Blood Type: N/A

Medical info:
There is nothing particularly special about his medical history. He’s a healthy man LIVIN’ IN AMERICA.

Physical Traits:
Brad is usually seen wearing an ivory colored suit, with a dark red vest underneath and a white (with a purple-ish tint) button up shirt, complete with a turquoise tie. He’s tall and has a lean build, being a fighter and all. His hair is eye level, ruffled and looks generally spiky in some areas, although it’s supposed to look “natural”… some weird anime style, I suppose.

He doesn’t always wear a suit, and when he’s relaxing, he’ll lose the jacket. Think Phoenix, except he’s much snarkier and curt with people than the amiable lawyer.

What's Okay to Mention:
Brad doesn’t care what you mention; the effort in talking to him will only be rewarded by snark.

(What's Not Okay to Mention:)
He has no particular grudge towards any subject. He hasn’t suffered from any traumatic past, present or future, and his emotions have been hardened due to his training as an assassin.

Notes For the Psychics:
He won’t let off that he can see into the future (he can’t see into the future too much: just like minutes, hours, and maybe a day or so at the most. But there are some rules imposed on his abilities due to RP purposes), but if you want to bring it up, go ahead. He doesn’t really care, hurr.

Hugging/Kissing/Nicknaming:
You’ll be met with a sock in the jaw for the first two, unless he’s feeling indifferent about you. The nicknaming he can tolerate, but only for so long. Permission granted for all three!

Maiming/Killing/Death:
Just ping me for all three.

Other facts:
This Brad is taken from the middle of the Capatel storyline. Any mentioning of things happening after the Farfarello episode (y’know, where Farfarello goes around killing clergymen) will be countered with a look of pure ‘wtf’.

The Application

2008-04-23T18:51:29Z

[Character] Bradley Crawford
[Age] 27
[Canon] Weiss Kreuz Capatel
[Point of time in canon from which the character is taken] Sometime before or during the Farfarello episode, where it was mostly farf-centric. So, who knows what Brad and the rest of Schwarz were doing while he was on his killing spree?

[Background info]
Brad Crawford is the leader of Schwarz (an assassination group consisting of four members: Brad, Schuldig, Farfarello and Nagi), and has precognitive powers. There isn’t much of a background story on him previous to the Capatel series. As the leader of Schwarz, he is following the orders of the elders in a mysterious organization called “Estet”, but apparently seems to have an agenda of his own. The other members of Schwarz are in with Brad’s plan as well, making it clear to the elders that they weren’t interested in their goals of reviving an ancient deity of eternal youth and power. He went through a lot with Schwarz, trying to reach their “goal” that is never stated or implied or anything in the anime.

[Personality]
Crawford is a calm gentleman on the outside, seemingly intelligent and pleasant in nature. He does have a sarcastic edge, usually holding a ‘holier-than-thou’ attitude when he speaks, but is never directly rude to anyone. Except Schuldig, maybe. He is incredibly ambitious when it comes to accomplishing his goals and will use any dirty method to achieve it (as long as it’s not degrading, of course. You’ve got to look good doing it). Brad can also be short-tempered, depending on the situation (like Nagi’s little conquest for love) but is over-all a calm, collected professional.

[Abilities]
He has precognitive abilities, being able to see into the future in short flashes or “visions”. He doesn’t choose to see what he wants to see, but he sees enough to foil Weiss’s plans most of the time and sometimes he can even see scenes that are about to happen while he’s fighting which gives him a great advantage. His hand-to-hand combat skills are good enough, but paired with his excellent reflexes, he makes out to be a formidable fighter which make them his first weapon of choice. He is also adept with a gun, usually his second weapon of choice.

[Other important facts]
Nothing really. He carries a gun with him everywhere, he dresses sharply, etc.

[Sample post]
It’s not entirely impossible that what I had just seen was just a dream. My visions are never wrong, however, so I can be assured that this is most definitely my destination… however unfortunate this may seem. There’s never any room for doubt in my mind, for that leads to hesitation, and those are qualities that shouldn’t be found in a leader. Yet I cannot shake off the feeling that this multicolored fowl is trying to communicate with me.

“Application form for Last Stop Gakuen transfer students:“…?

My, a school. That certainly takes me back.

Name? Brad Crawford

Age? …old enough.

Gender? Male.

I’d hit that: Clarify “that”, and once you’ve finished hitting it, I will return the favor.

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard! But of course, we all know how that turned out.

They Want a Revival of an Ancient Deity?

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Ten Facts about Brad

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brad!

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